May 2012
94 posts
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
artninja-mcrockviking:
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night,...
WHEN I REALIZED I WAS OVER MY EX
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WHEN I TRY TO BE ROMANTIC
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EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
WHEN I PROCRASTINATE
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HOW I FEEL WHEN A SEMESTER STARTS
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WHEN I WATCH SPORTS
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READING MY DRUNK TEXTS THE NEXT MORNING
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WHEN I GET A GOOD GRADE ON SOMETHING
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE ANY MUSICAL TALENT
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I’M LIKE:
A song of you
Comes as sweet and clear
As moonlight through the pines
Other...
– Ray Charles, ‘Georgia on My Mind’
<3
AFTER I TAKE A REALLY HARD EXAM
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The first time I lived on my own
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metallikato:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
You’ve been on my mind
I grow fonder every day,
Lose myself in time...
– Adele “One and Only”
WHEN I PUT OFF DOING LAUNDRY
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WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I HIT THE TOWN
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WE’RE LIKE:
WHEN MY ONE FRIEND JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HOLD IT...
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